Curse the Dallas Cowboys: fantasy football hexes for every player

The Cowboys defense

The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dallas Cowboys

The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.

Cowboys players

The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb

WR Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.

The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of George Pickens

WR Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.

The Fumble Hex of Javonte Williams

RB Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.

The Sack Spiral Hex of Dak Prescott

QB At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.

The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aubrey

K Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.

The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jake Ferguson

TE Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.

The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller

RB The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.

The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Flournoy

WR Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.

The Snap Count Hex of Michael Trigg

TE Trigg gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.

The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin

WR A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.

FAQ

Which Cowboys players should I curse in fantasy football?

The most fantasy-relevant Cowboys right now are CeeDee Lamb, George Pickens, Javonte Williams. Each has a custom hex on this page.

Can I curse my opponent's Cowboys player?

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